Mi Vida Loca

Happy Father’s Day to my beautiful momma. Thank you for everything you have done for me the past 20 years. I cherish you. I love you. 💚

Xabi Alonso’s son attacking Callejon with a Real Madrid flag (x)

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

dieceased:

everything’s happening too quick for my wallet

carcino-genetics:

jthesecondquincy:

arianracehorse:

314eater:

fahrenheit-469:

314eater:

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

first of all, who allowed me on the internet

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

uhm no i’d be a dragon

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.